The workplace is a most unnatural place. Any attempt to be natural in these surroundings will backfire unfailingly. Watch out for the younger crowd. They are the most harmful of the lot because they also wear a garb of deceit in the form of their youthful and uncaring countenance. I being a woman have been particularly targeted by the opposite sex for the vileness of their minds. They are sexually troubled midgets of mediocre intellect and they go around in their polished shoes and tucked in shirts pretending that no one cares more for the organization. They are pompous little actors forever masquerading as sincere workers. They are envious by nature and clutch at things like praise, recognition and fame as Shylock would have. By the way, Shakespeare was so clearly a bigot. I think I can garner a fair idea of their ahem.. prowess from their social behavior. The worst offenders typically must be the owners of the most diminutive extensions of manliness.